The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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