Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
i think my cat just said my name.
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
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