I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
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