Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
What a dumb baby whore.
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
Randomize
