I'm drive I can fine osifer
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
Randomize
