After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Of course I have a pirate flag
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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