i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
FYI, your girlfriend is on her way to the ER. She tried to balance a bottle of jack on her chest. Smashed toes, blood all over patio. Call her, kinda funny though.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
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