have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
You don't make any sense
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