She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
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