That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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