Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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