She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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