D3 body, D1 cock
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
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