Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
I wear drunk well.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
