I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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