He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
I walked in on my roommate finishing watching something on his computer. There was cum all over his screen. He awkwardly said hi and pulled up his pants.
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
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