The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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