Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
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