honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
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