Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
my poor anus
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
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