Tell her she can't have a vagina
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
Houston, we have a squirter
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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