yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
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