Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
You're breaking my sexual little heart
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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