And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
Hey, so I'm not coming into work til Friday. Some guy I've known for about 8 hours just offered me a free vacation to Maui and bought my plane ticket. He's Aussie so I'm 75% sure he won't murder me
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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