Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
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