He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
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