Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
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