I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
Randomize
