Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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