Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
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