Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
i just shit an entire soup salad and breadsticks from the olive garden... bud light wins again.
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
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