I'm drunk in f*****g wisconsin and want to kill myself.
If it's any consolation, be grateful that you're not in New Jersey.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
I just had sex on a roof
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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