I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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