Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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