She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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