..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
This gyro tastes like lonliness
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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