it hurts more in the daytime
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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