Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
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