It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
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