bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
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