dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
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