That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
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