My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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