he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
Randomize
