You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
another moral hangover. fuck.
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
it's like that moment that you're driving and realize you're lost except instead of driving i'm just sitting here in my living room drunk, eating a plate of sausages, drinking red wine and just thinking "i'm going to be 28 this year. i know people who are married, with beautiful and well behaved children. where was the wrong turn?"
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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