so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
Randomize
