My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
got arrested for "breaking and entering" last night when i supposedly went into the wrong house made a sandwich and tried jerking off to porn on the tv...the cops told me they came in while my dick was out...oh and i missed work this morning and got fired
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
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