I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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