remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
i came on her dog
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
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