Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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