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she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
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He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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