Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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