he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
Change the recording on your voicemail. He found your number and my ass print on the car hood.
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
Apparently this establishment won't let you rent a sailboat if you have been drinking rum all morning
Like, bro, how do you think I got the idea to go sailing
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
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