i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
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