I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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