dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
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Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
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